HELLO TO ALL IN THE ALMIGHTY 'O4. So we've narrowed it down to these finalists for the official slogan of 2004:

"Whores galore in 2004"

"Your mom's a whore in 2004"

They're both winners in my heart! Today is Monday. Back to work and off the couch. Oh, but I love the couch. Sweet, soft pillowy goodness. Mmmmmmm...sorry, I'm done now. Tonight: Fruitty rice salad. SCORE! Later ya'll,

Liz, your everlasting gobstopper