Random Noise Bursts Vol. 370

Why is it when there is pizza to be eaten, I have to eat my weight's worth? It felt so good at the time, now, ugh. Anywho, I am feeling a little down that dodgeball will be coming to an end. It's been so much fun, we've had some interesting rivalries and recovered every week to do it all over again. For anyone who is interested, the next league starts January 6th @ Salter (still on Sundays...bullpoop). I've had my full of the dodge for now.

Here's what's on my mind:
1. Death Cab For Cutie signed to Atlantic records. Bye bye, Barsuk. Another tiny label loses their biggest draw to the bigger boys. Oh good, now we are all guarenteed at least two songs on every episode of the OC. If they keep making records, I'll keep buying them!

2. The Vibe Stabbing - it all got started when some young gentleman walked up to Dr. Dre's table and started punching him in the face right before he went up to accept his lifetime acheivement award. Chairs began to fly, someone got stabbed all while Snoop dee oh double gee and Quincy Jones were left up on stage wih no teleprompter to guide them. I hope it was televised!

3. Did you know you can't say the word 'crap' on TV because it's considered indecent, in that it describes defication? And, you can't say 'poop' either! That's not right! Poop is such a multifaceted word usable as a noun, verb and an exclaimation. Is the FCC the new Boogyman? Discuss.

4. I'm started to warm up to 'Deadwood.' I love Swearengin - he has the dirtest mouth in the history of television. I love Calamity Jane for the same reasons - I may start to causally throw in "fuck" every sixth word.

5. For all you LOTR geeks, you'll know who Brad Dourif is. For the rest of you, he played Grima Wormtongue, the slimy goulish evil servent of Sauraman with a British accent. Now, he plays the doctor on 'Deadwood.' He has to be one of the most versitle actors I've ever seen. From goul to doc with Western accent - where is his golden statuette?

6. This is gonna sound wild - I think I'm almost done with my Christmas shopping. The ideas just started coming, and thanks to the internet, my shopping can be done in the comfort of my own apartment. This years' booksmarks are the best yet. Thanks to everyone for the Christmas song resources! These CDs are gonna be awesome!

Albums of the Day: Damnwells 'Bastards of the Beat', New Pornographers 'Electric Version', Placebo 'Sleeping with Ghosts.' Fantastic.

Okay, gotta start a scarf for my cousin...more Christmas preparation...I really am crazy, aren't I?