Fire in the Taco Bell!

25 point lead. Throw hands up in air and pump repeatedly. Your Detroit Pistons are the National Champions. Pre-celebration comments:

Larry Brown has a hot wife at least 20 years his junior. Bless you, Stallion.

Why can't Al Micheals stop hitting on his fellow commentator? Rapid-fire compliments and multiple, unnecesary uses of Doc's first name. Al is looking for some chocolate love.

DEEEEEE-TROOOOOOIT BASKETBALL!!! Let the riots begin - film at 11! Or midnight...or 12:30...whatever...