My halftime report

Best inter-LA-ass-kicking relief - Bob Odenkirk running for President of Beer. Travashamockery, a refridgerator knitted...out of yarn, the benefits of peripheral vision. Bob's got it all. Good Call in '04. Runner-up: the "Shmitty!!!" Verizon commercial following the first 'friend' to get a 'real' job. By the way, that's what life was like living with Jax and Cyn. Being ridiculous all the time and living in our personal inside joke - bestest.

Really, hasn't Chuck Daly wanted this moment more than the rest of us? What does he do for a living? He's been waiting around for another stellar season so he can be interviewed come Finals, right? So he can be the 'expert?'

Official LA Celeb list:Staples center - courtesy of Miss Rebecca
Snoop Dog, Bishop Don Magic Juan ("that green guy"), JTrousersnake, Ludacris, Bobby Deniro, Jack "worst use of sunglasses ever" Nicholson, Demi and Ashton, Vin Dissel, Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, Sharon Stone.

Jack really is the ultimate Lakers fan...TOO BAD WE WILL CRUSH HIS LITTLE BABY DREAMS OF AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP. NO, JACK, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. I've probably spoken too soon, as I may stand before you a beaten and broken woman. I think you can also be called a shmuck when your own celebrity impersonator comes to the same game. Sorry, Jack, you still lose.

Pistons up by 10...the fans are hungry, Seymour - feed them!!!