Okay folks, if you appreciate your life at all, give yourself a treat and watch "Celebrity Poker" tonight at 8pm on Bravo...David Cross will be in the finals and will bless us all with his dry wit and his 108-percent of effort, because everyone's a winner at the Palms Casino Resort! While "Celebrity Poker" has yet to reel me in with its normal season, The Cross makes it worth two hours of my life; unless he's out in the first thirty minutes - then I'll be turn my back on the Bravo network. But seriously, does any else besides me like to watch volleyball? My cousin is on the varsity team at Troy Athens and she's only 15! I went to their game last night, and they squashed Seaholm in the first two games! The chica has scholarship written all over her. Anywho, I used to play for two years in high school, so really, I'm tied to the sport through nostalgia. But these girls are strong and incredibly athletic. There's a lot more to volleyball then bare skin and gratuitous rolling-around in the sand (unless you count the volleyball scene from "Top Gun," the ONLY acception to the rule). And when you get a rally going, it's nail-biting! For real: the digs, the spikes, the serving; I need a nap now. It's quite exciting and if you happen upon a televised game at 3 in the morning on ESPN2, check it out. I promise you won't be disappointed. And the Olympics are right around the corner, folks, for all your indoor and sand volleyball needs.

Okay, so tonight: REAL WORLD - the "punk" rock, the liquor and the countdown to the lesbian kiss. Don't you move from that chair! Don't think that I don't see you, sassafrass. And can somebody PLEASE tell me where there is a Media Play near Royal Oak/Dale of the Fern/Troy? Tasty affordable music. Mmmmmmm...

Time for another list:
TOP 5 BANDS THAT HAVE TO TOUR IN THE 'O4
1. The Darkness (I'll sell my pancreas if need be.)
2. Tenacious D (they don't need a new album. Go sit in your tower and fuckin' nap.)
3. Sloan (I say this every year.)
4. Jet (I heart dirty hair.)
5. The Strokes (I'm still bitter that I missed them the first time.)

One more thing: Jordan Knight (NKOTB in da haus!) is playing the Magic Bag on February 5th. Doors at 8pm and tickets are $15. Come on, people; I'll be lovin' you forever if you come with me!!! That is all. Go in peace!

Lizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ;)