More about the Grand Rapids fluoride monument and the shortest bar hop ever tomorrow, but first some breaking news. I know that Emily and Amber remember him, as most females would. When we were all green to the WAB, there was a gorgeous young man would we were convinced was the love child of Morrisey and Michael Stipe. He was that beautiful. He was always an emotionless feast for the eyes...and then one day, he was gone. Morrisey Stipe went bye-bye - until now. HE'S THE NEW KEYBOARD PLAYER FOR THE ELECTRIC SIX! I almost collapsed with joy when Ron pointed him out to me ("isn't that they guy you used to stare at who worked at the WAB?"). Yes, Ron, yes it is. It was a beautiful night. She's Guatemalan. She looks good in American clothes. Electric Six - my ass's face was kicked. Two of Ron's photos made it onto their show review on Motor City Rocks. Way to go, baby!

More tomorrow...