Not 'good-bye,' just 'see ya later'

It has come to the attention of all cool people everywhere that The D will be losing two esteemed and distinguished members - Amber Miller and Chris Boylan. They will be leaving our cold winters and bumper-to-bumper traffic jams to enjoy a new life in radio at Q98FM in Fayetteville, North Carolina. Amber may be a blur on a website today, but come next week, she will be riding on the success of a station ranked #3 in its market. Not a bad way to start things off. In their spare time, they will enjoy Myrtle Beach, their new condo, Cattle Decapiation and Goatwhore. They will be missed. I will definitely miss them - they are some of the best bowling, drinking, not-drinking, concert-going, and funniest people that I know. We will all miss HD Superbowl parties and BBQs and game nights won't be the same without Amber calling me a fucking bitch and Chris making up rules to Catch Phrase or Balderdash (the answer is 'cheese'...and who can forget Monkey Island?). At least we have Coachella.

Sunday night at 6pm: my goal - give Amber and Chris the best send off of their lives by consuming many beers, laughing out loud, and not throwing up. I hope that no one present will throw cigarettes at me, then attempt to pay me five dollars as an apology. You know who you are...

Going up north until Sunday...pontoon boats, ahoy!