Sports Talk

Yes, coming from me, this must seem odd. Unless you are talking about curling (don't be hatin') or beach volleyball, I'm not what most would call a "sports fan." I do, though, enjoy an exciting sporting event. Even though I don't follow the teams, I know the basic rules of basketball, football, baseball - the Big Three. Last night was the first time I'd chosen to sit down and watch a basketball game in over three years, that game being Pistons vs. Pacers, Game 3. You know what? I really enjoyed it! It nice to root for a home team and to see that home team kick some ass. Granted, it was low-scoring ass, but ass none the less. But seriously, how freaking tall are these players? I was totally surprised. Yes, I know it's basketball but these guys were Towers of Power. And I think Tashon Prince is a walking, breathing cartoon. Holy Stretch Armstrong. His arms are as long as my legs. And I think Ben Wallace is abnormally tall. The man is a giant, let's be honest.

The point of all of this (hopefully, this is convincing) is I do enjoy watching sports. I'm not a sports fan, but if you got skillz, you can pay my billz. So if the Pistons make it to the finals, have a championship party and I'll bring the beer!

Hopefully, I'll see all you beautiful people at the WAB on Sunday...rawk.