The D Commandments

Curtosey of Coell (and Tenacious D, natch):
THE D COMMANDMENTS
1. Never stop rocking.
2. Legalize all drugs.
3. Quit your day job.
4. All religon should be taxed
5. Cut down on carbodydrates
6. Fuck her gently.
7. Never believe what peole tell you after a show.
8. Always take a spoon full of Metamucil after a heavy day of eating.
9. Get at least 9 hours of sleep a day.
10. Eatin' ain't cheatin'.

If only life was that simple. If only...