Someone needs to give Pete Doherty a hug.

Honestly, whenever I think that I'm having a bad day, I just think 'hmm, at least I'm not Pete Doherty." Talk about a trainwreck. This man must have a heroin protein shake every morning before he goes off to work as a Cocaine Injection Specialist. In his free time, he freebases and teaches underprivilaged youth how to drop 'e.' Read here and here.