Have no fear, Russ McNamara, you did not miss the lesbian kiss. If you want some hot girly action, you most definitely need to watch next week's show. Lots of lovin' from everyone. And there is no gay housemate this year. Bi-curious maybe, but not a touch of the gay. Oh, MTV, always keeping us guessing! Anywho, Real World recap: We all need to love each other, everyone should cry, and big boats are scary. VERY scary. Like, they'll eat you if they're hungry. That's a wild phobia, worthy of some research.

That is all for today. I must continue making dubs now. Rawk.

Liz