Ticketmaster R.I.P

Since Tower Records is going through that whole nasty Chapter-11 bankruptcy thang, the Tickemaster outlet in Birmingham is closing as of 3/23. POOPS MAGEE! The one place that we were all guaranteed a service charge not equivalent to the Grand Canyon, gone! Oh, you can go to Marshall Fields but you have to pay in cash or have a MF charge card. More poops. I guess we must move on...fuck ticketmaster.com, fuck it up its stupid ass.

Let's switch gears, shall we? Arrested Development rant: so funny...it's going into the weekly schedule...David Cross using acrobatic spy techniques??? James Lipton working with prison inmates??? Henry Winkler and his throw-back to the Fonz in the courthouse bathroom??? A woman who doesn't understand what a 'blooper reel' is??? A SEEING EYE DOG TERRORIZING A PUBLIC PARK??? Good times, indeed. American Idol rant: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PENCIL SALESMAN STILL DOING IN THE COMPETITION? It just makes me crazy. He's a terrible singer and he looks like a shmuck. He jumps around on stage like a seven-year old that has to go to the bathroom. I feel some serious questions should be raised about whether or not America is really voting here.

Very much looking forward to this weekend..."Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Mind," Elefant, a wedding shower, chillin' in Flint town with J for Cynthia's birthday...it don't get no righter! Okay, back to work now. Tonight: a hard rockin' good time with local favorites and good lookin' dudes Today I Wait at Alvin's(www.todayiwait.com).